I'm a dreamer. I'm me.
I love to dance. And a certain actress, who plays a ditzy cheerleader, inspired me to get back into it.
I like to write. I try to draw. And dancing makes me feel free.
a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
NOPE I QUIT I QUIT THE INTERNET
My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
A realistic guide to England.
How in the hell do university costs TRIPLE?! Jesus.
The Sun’s a piece of shit.
That was legit my favourite part.
This is the most appropriate guide to my country that I have seen so far.
Those fucking £3 sandwiches Jesus Christ don’t get me started
This is so true.